Thursday, February 08, 2007

Thanks but no thanks...

In a recent article, Timeout identifies Why you’re single...and answers it with lists of places and activities to suit your ills. OK cool, but what do you do if more than one applies?

I fit into 13 out of the 39 categories. In no particular order:

Because you’re afraid of commitment

Because you’re too shy

Because you got out of a failed relationship and have pledged never to love again

Because you’re a gal who can’t stop dating musicians

Because you’re too controlling

Because you’re so damn angry

Because you only like people who don’t like you

Because you work till all hours

Because you blog about everything

Because you have roommates

Because you’re too picky

Because you’re a homebody

Because you’re obsessed with your pet (and it's not even yours)

Oh Yeah-I'm awesome.
What's so bad about being single anyway?

2 comments:

Paul said...

does Timeout have a boyfriend? I'd say you're single because you haven't found someone awesome enough yet. But what do I know, I'm just a single guy.

Alyssa Zygmunt said...

awwww thanks. i'm not fretting that much. i'm pretty happy right now.

psst> check out the timeout covergirl. she is hot and is looking for a nice catholic guy to date...only catch is that she has 3 cats.