It's bad enough you already control my desktop pattern and block me from accessing mac mail and various other websites you deem unfit, but now you are destroying my personal relationships. I can't take this anymore. I need the freedom to reach out and connect with my own friends. Stop blocking my work emails from reaching people and hiding from me their desperate pleas for news and concerns of well being since I appear to be ignoring their emails. It's been weeks now. At first I tried blaming myself and then made excuses for your reckless behavior like "mercury is in retrograde" but the truth is you are just too controlling for me. I need myspace and maybe a little porn every once and awhile just to make the day go by faster. Oh please, oh please. Release me!
Just kidding about the porn (mom). Just kidding again (my mom won't be reading this).
If you have been trying to email me at work and have not heard from me, please email me at my mac account and I will email you from home. Shannon, I emailed you back today. I promise!
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I hate Macy's too...but I most certainly DO NOT hate Bloomingdale's Friends and Family 20% off coupons. I'm torn.
yes folks i actually resorted to bribery just to get some fresh comments posted. it's sick. i know.
I walked in to Macy's once in my search for a suit. I'm sorry (read "happy") to say I turned around and walked right out.
but I hear they have wonderful fashion designers. Or at least one.
paul your fake flattery will get you no where! i already gave out all my Friends and Family discount cards but i can put you at the top of the waiting list for at least making the effort :)
that was a bribe? i'm so naive.
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